Hey, who let you in?!
Oh, the door was open? In that case, welcome to my LinkedIn.
I'm a copywriter, marketer, author, and storyteller.
Stay awhile. Browse my experience. Lounge in the metaphorical chairs by the equally metaphorical fire.
If you'd like me to write a witty postcard or a romantic text to a partner, please don't contact me.
You can't afford me.
For all other creative pursuits, let's chat about making some magic together. ✨
Sincerely,
Alexander J Porter