CJ Haughey

You need words. But not just any old words.

No, no, no.

You need:

✨ A value prop that hits like Tyson. 🥊

✨ A brand voice that makes a mind-altering first impression.

✨ Website copy that just sucks your people in like a tractor beam.

Yeah, those kinda words.

Say hello to my little pen. 🖋️

I’ve got a question for you.

But first, take a look at these statements:

☠️ “I have a site that is riddled with dull copywriting and a 2D personality, which leads to high bounce rates and sudden-onset narcolepsy.”

☠️ “I want a brand voice that influences my customers to take action and breeds fear and green-eyed jealousy in my competitors.”

☠️ “I need to generate more qualified leads and sales through my website, instead of hopelessly clinging to traffic metrics.”

And the question:

Is that you? Did I touch a nerve?

If you found your cheeks going a little red when you read any of those statements, then we should have a little powwow.

I'm a copywriter who helps tech companies establish authority in their markets with an authentic brand voice that stands out from the pack and keeps customers coming back.

In a nutshell: My copy = More leads + sales for you

Cue cliche rocket emoji 🚀

(I don’t normally do cliches or jargon, but damn it, I’m a sucker for a good old rocket emoji now and then).

Anyhoo, while I like to keep it fresh by working with companies from just about any industry, I prefer to let the creative copywriting juices flow for:

🎯 B2B SaaS companies
🎯 E-commerce stores
🎯 Innovative startups with game-changing apps or cool, futuristic stuff like AR/VR

But enough about me.

Let’s talk about you.

You know you have a choice to make, my friend.

You have two options:

👎 STAND IN LINE with the clones in your market by throwing away more money on conversion copywriting that is optimized, crystallized, and spiralized.

👍 STAND OUT by getting words for your website that make people think, “hey, here’s a brand that actually talks like a real, fuggin person who actually gets it. They get me. Finally.”

Hit the big, blue “Message” button to chat with me when you're ready.

In a few minutes, we’ll see if we're aligned. Then, we can take it from there.

How does that sound?

Meanwhile, you can get the scoop about me, my processes, and rates from my kickass website below.

In the words of Porky Pig:

"That's all folks."

🌐 PORTFOLIO WEBSITE - https://thecopycrusade.com
✉️ EMAIL - cjhaugheywriter@gmail.com
👊 CONNECT - Send a DM on here to chat about your project.