Dave Harland

You want words that make people think: “Whoa, I need this in my life RIGHT NOW. Even though I can’t afford it. And it’s my mum’s birthday next week. And shit, I still need to buy petrol. But I’m typing my credit card number into this box anyway, because I just can’t take my mind off this damn . What if it sells out? Must type quicker. Aaaaaaaargh.” … right?

I’ll write them for you.

See what I’ve written for others at thewordman.co.uk