"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for someone to hire, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over my working and academic career. Skills that make me a good writer, editor, project manager, and SEO strategist for people like you. If you let my resume go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't,
I will look for you,
I will find you,
... and I will connect with you on LinkedIn."