I'm a copywriter. i.e., I do stuff with words.
need proof? well …
* clients are happy because my work delivers results (translation: they make money)
* creative directors are happy because my copywriting wins awards (translation: we matter)
* management teams are happy because everyone else is happy (translation: we make money)
also, my status as “Third-Grade Homonym Champ” foreshadowed my SEO expertise decades later.
check out my work (including a few vintage pieces):
ryanyeewritebrainer.wixsite.com/portfolio